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16 Jan 09 Wanted

This was much more than just a cheap date, what at first seemed to be a next “disaster movie” had me pinching the armrest of the lazyboy armchair.  what a frickin rush, not too mention the hot to handle appearance by no other than the stunning angelina, who appears to have an eating disorder during the hot and steamy bath scene.

Give a hot chick a gun and you get action packed, pimp sweating, adrenalin pumping, hard core bullets glazing, heavy metal, heart wrenching killer instinct ACTION BABY. The shoot up scenes in this bad boy are a CGI dream come true, what seems to be another NEO ‘VS’  the matrix style storyline ends up with some sustenance, Boys and girls get on yah rockers, pop a cap off the old brewsky and kick back, (turn this shit up load) it boasts a buffet of both audio and visual effects that will take the wrinkles out of your forehead.

Anyways despite the reviews by others I generally rocked out with this film, It had a little something called in depth originality, with all its efforts to be just another matrix wanna be’s, I had a kick ass time watching this it had a bit of everything for everyone. If you get the time put this bad boy or girl to rest and plonk yourself in front of the telle.  ROCK ON !

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23 Nov 08 Detonator

Guns, bombs and bitches, a Wesley Snipes classic who would have thought a snipes film could have such a shit storyline, not to mention the small budget effects, i was pretty disappointed with this one, thank baby jebus, i set off on this flick right before  went to sleep.

Well theest part of this film is the female actress who plays a helpless wife to the toughest gun runner in America, well maybe just the state the movie is set, anyways, When she hit the screen all could do was wait in anticipation in the hope her rack would find its way in front of the camera, ..  Didn’t happen, the directors must have thrown her in at the last minute to keep you from walking out of the movie, i sure as hellwould have had she not played the gun runners hottie.

Oh well besides the criticism,  as i do i gave it  chance and watched it till the end

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15 Nov 08 Hitman

Assasins, guns, blood, kung foo moves and action, action, action…

If you have had a crackk at the game this will paint a bit more than a picture, this is pretty special, they keep this one pretty short and sweet, and the soft porn takes sidestep (don’t blink) or you will miss it.

not too much to post back here, it’s definately a watcher, but there is not a lot to report other than guns.
Hooraaa.

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15 Nov 08 Miami Vice

If you’re in the mood for a bit of cops and robbers, in this case drug runners and pokey kingpins, Vice has the ice, this was a pretty stunning action thriller with much to be said about the soft porn, to be honest there was just not enough of the stuff, but the guns….

Bullets a plenty, the shootout scene’s were a bit played down in my opinion, but the armour piercing rounds and the dolby digital audio effects took the word moist to a whole new level.

An old school bad boys appeal, but a vivid look at miami and the back scenes of palm beached druglords, woke up to this, couldn’t be bothered gettin up. took a long time to get to breakfast but it was all worth it.

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15 Nov 08 Sahara

A classic treasure hunters epic tale of adventure and fumbles,  this desert drenched national book of secrets look-a-like is much to be fantisised over, starring penelope cruize, (and looking hot in short shorts). flick is a pretty solid watch, bit of history to start and a long over trimmed journey of a group of treasure hunting misfits who seem to like getting into trouble.

Sahara is nothing to nat on about but i did enjoy the diversity of the storyline, and the guns, the more the merrier i say. have a crack, feel the noise. OUT !

 

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