16 Dec 08 Witless protection

What a way to end a day in the office, just when i had left this one to last, thinking it had nothing to offer,
What starts out as a complete piss-take of the film industry actually ended up being a hillbilly barrel of laughs, make way eye of the tiger, this bad boy just took top of the charts.

When a hillbilly cop dreams of much bigger things than his small town hiccup’s of a cops life, he takes matters into his own hands and kidnapps a blond bombshell in hopes of making the big time in crime busting, but what he doesn’t realise is he just stepped into a circle of ntrust and mayhem.

I couldn’t recommend this film more, if you have had a rubbish day or night, flop out your bundy and kick your feet up, your in for a ride of classic and new groove humour, it’s like a scary movie but the storyline is actually a story and there is a plot. however there is not as much cheese for the nacho’s, which is just great.

Well get motivated people this one is a sure laugh and a half, happy couching.

Tags: cops, hillbilly, witless protection

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09 Dec 08 Crash

Crash, was a riot of plots and intertwined twists, never have i come across such freak of the silver screen, hooraa to the writers, this would have had your pens in game of hide and go seek.

What starts as a simple and mindless beginning to what seems to be a family flick of cops and robbers ends up being racial battle and a gangland fueled mindtrip for only those who are worthy.

I had a brilliant time watching this one, i didn’t even need the popcorn, there was plenty of brain food and it didn’t stop coming, if you got a pinch in your nerve for a movie you can’t take your eyes off this will surprise you and excite you.

Tags: cops, crash, robbers

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15 Nov 08 Miami Vice

If you’re in the mood for a bit of cops and robbers, in this case drug runners and pokey kingpins, Vice has the ice, this was a pretty stunning action thriller with much to be said about the soft porn, to be honest there was just not enough of the stuff, but the guns….

Bullets a plenty, the shootout scene’s were a bit played down in my opinion, but the armour piercing rounds and the dolby digital audio effects took the word moist to a whole new level.

An old school bad boys appeal, but a vivid look at miami and the back scenes of palm beached druglords, woke up to this, couldn’t be bothered gettin up. took a long time to get to breakfast but it was all worth it.