15 Nov 08 Ghost Town
Here’s a wierd one, I have not yet seen it, but Im a sucker for Ricky Gervais movies,
So i’ve decided to post the trailer first and comment later, it’s bound to throw all sorts of good things
and pants pissing humour.
Look out for this one.
Tags: ghost town, ricky gervaise
15 Nov 08 Hitman
Assasins, guns, blood, kung foo moves and action, action, action…
If you have had a crackk at the game this will paint a bit more than a picture, this is pretty special, they keep this one pretty short and sweet, and the soft porn takes sidestep (don’t blink) or you will miss it.
not too much to post back here, it’s definately a watcher, but there is not a lot to report other than guns.
Hooraaa.
15 Nov 08 Miami Vice
If you’re in the mood for a bit of cops and robbers, in this case drug runners and pokey kingpins, Vice has the ice, this was a pretty stunning action thriller with much to be said about the soft porn, to be honest there was just not enough of the stuff, but the guns….
Bullets a plenty, the shootout scene’s were a bit played down in my opinion, but the armour piercing rounds and the dolby digital audio effects took the word moist to a whole new level.
An old school bad boys appeal, but a vivid look at miami and the back scenes of palm beached druglords, woke up to this, couldn’t be bothered gettin up. took a long time to get to breakfast but it was all worth it.
Tags: cops, drugs, guns, miami vice
15 Nov 08 Sahara
A classic treasure hunters epic tale of adventure and fumbles, this desert drenched national book of secrets look-a-like is much to be fantisised over, starring penelope cruize, (and looking hot in short shorts). flick is a pretty solid watch, bit of history to start and a long over trimmed journey of a group of treasure hunting misfits who seem to like getting into trouble.
Sahara is nothing to nat on about but i did enjoy the diversity of the storyline, and the guns, the more the merrier i say. have a crack, feel the noise. OUT !
Tags: desert, guns, sahara, treasure
15 Nov 08 Are you Scared
SAW fans get pumped for a cheap and nasty version of a wannabe flick.
Overall not a bad film, it’s got all the 3 main cheeses and it’s not as toned as SAW, but i am pretty glad to say i was able to give this one the time of day, what started as a cardboard sicko story with some kids who think they are signing up for a game show, only to find themselves months later cuffed and bound in a big old warehouse facing their fears, ends up putting up a pretty solid defence for itself.
The budget on this one was as much as you would spend on a family sized mince and cheese pie, but that doesn’t the screen sucking you in to a fairly edge of seat thriller, the death staged effects are pretty good considering, the ending is something to be said for but overall it’s worth a watch if yor board as hell on a sunday.
Tags: are you scared, saw, Thriller
17 Oct 08 The Woodsman
Break out the kiddie fiddler’s and prepare to fire…
The Woodsman, dont be fooled by the title, though i doubt if even the carpetman, would have worked for this one, this was a pretty challenging movie even for the totally open minded like myslef, though it did not dig into the bad and the ugly phsycotic elements of kiddie fiddling, it did provide resolution on a sickness no-one has the time of day for.
Basically this film was totally brilliant, the detail, storyline and plot wer very well crafted, it almost seemed to adopt an 8mile approach to the background, without the rabbit ! (umm yeah) focus…
I know very little about the human phsycie, but this was a particularly stimulating film, you almost had to think to get through it, but never the less, the cinematography was brilliant, this was good time spent participating in couch sports. ( gold medalist ”numero uno” ), you will have to be the judge on this one.
Tags: kiddie fiddler, physcie, the woodsman
17 Oct 08 Wall-e
Take an animated journey into the future!
Well this is definately one for the kids, even big kids… I had anticipated putting this one off, until a discussion at an office morning tea session, this flick was ‘trick’ 1000 times more interesting than Shrek
with a collosal of 3d visual aid and rendering effects for the eye to feast upon, besides being pretty cute
without the ‘hello kitty’ cotton candy emotional attachment.
This is by far a must see for all, a family flick, to say the least the story line is pretty muffled by the fact that this little robot is such a busy little bugger, this tale of the end of the planet, with its compiliation of human existance of Burger King and milkshake pruned pool bombers, and wayward bots, clammering to the very existance we would expect, was pretty darn intimidating on the concentration front, I just wanted to watch it, and nothing seemed to draw my attention away.
It kind of put the warm fuzzies to work, which in most circumstances is not even an option, but hooray this did have some kind of magic. You have got to see this one for yourself.
Tags: future, planet, robots, space, wall-e
05 Oct 08 War of the Worlds
yeah, oh no it was amazing, there were these things and… and hahahahahahahahahaha, yeah.
oh you wouldn’t believe your eyes, yeah and it was… it was, oh you know, it was… it was just, you know, i for one was totally amazed, i just think that, you know… WOW, i mean you just can’t mix words with this, there is just no way, and to be in the middle of a war, it is…. uncompromising, absolutely… just.
you know i believe that this was… hahahaha there are just no words that describe how i feel, i just ahhh…. really really feel that i just… OK so Tom cruise has f^^$#^& lost the plot, but I am going to give the first 30 minutes of this movie a big thumbs up, the lead in and storyline seemed to capture my attention, something different, something re-created, something red. I thought this was well executed, a bit more narration by Morgan Freeman could have made this more interesting, and possibly a giant glowing head above a stage. but the fist phase lead in to this movie was great. yeah!
Tags: aliens, tom cruise, war of the worlds
05 Oct 08 Changing Lanes
Another baffling; Samuel L Jackson piece. Scored this DVD for $5.00 at the warehouse, (had no cover)
and I am as happy as a hippopotamus in a bathtub, cos i wouldn’t have paid a cent more to see this flick.
Look, this was a good time killer, and the spoon fed humor and storyline were to say the least, a bit of a drag, there was a bit of drama to remind you that days of our lives, really is for bored housewives.
I couldn’t wait to get to the end of this snoozer, i even paused it half way through to drop the jackson’s off at the pool, michael made a splash, which was about as excited as i got during this movie.
I am open to dabate on this one, there was no twist of lemon, nor was there one instance where i even considered having a laugh, as much as i respect Samuel L Jackson, this for me was a complete flop, bet the box office was handing out reach arounds just to get people through the door. oh well at least i gave this one a chance, i usually do, but the best thing about this movie was taking a pooh.
Tags: ben afleck, changing lanes, samuel L Jackson
28 Sep 08 Grumpy Old Men
This will get your viagra groove on, I wasn’t even planning to see this one, just popped up on network television, I couldn’t Resist a blast from the past, so i sat down and watched this end to end.
These old buggers are unbelievable, I definately look up these geriatric school kids, if I can try and imagine what i want to be like when my flatulants force themselves out; this would be a good example.
This is a well funny flick, its got a bit of a low profile for action and adventure but it rates man nappies as if they were budweiser’s, I seriousley had a bit of a chuckle, its got a solid storyline and doesn’t beat around the garden shed too much, its got some wicked beat up lines and bashful pitches, its definately one for the family, but its got something for everyone, a few quirky twists out there scenes keep you interested.
For a family comedy, I was glad i took the time to see this one through; though if i hadn’t been recovering from a heavy night on the town i am not sure if i would have given it the chance, however i am well stoked i was in the frame of body and mind to catch this one.
