16 Jan 09 Revolver
Oh what a crackpot head spin this flick was, the bloke from the transporter films, forget his name now, farkin useless i am remembering names these days, Anyways he’s a top actor, he’s got game
Its all about the con, well how to con a con who cons a con. (mind fucked yet !) without giving anything away.
Shite I don’t really know how to tackle this one, at most points of this film i had no idea where the bloody hell i was, it was a tough note to shift, full of mind deranging twists and turns and roundabouts it just had me in a weird mood i didnt know whether to laugh, cry or shit myself; it really took its toll on the old brain hemisphere left right out !
Well if you like to have a headache after a good old right off of a storyline and grandad is starting to bore the tits off you, have a crack at this one, it will blow your nipples off and confuse tha balls off a rhino.
Saying all that I did enjoy sitting down and challenging my brain in a way it has never been challenged before, check it out see if you feel it.
Tags: cash, cons, mental, revolver, robbers
16 Jan 09 Flushed Away
Roddy the rat, what a cracker, i reckon if you’ve got kids; and they have not yet seen this, pop down to your local video store, put yer feet up and watch this one with them on a rainy day.
Like most animated CGI kids films today, this was as good as they get; a tale of a house rat who sets off in adventure to the dark depths of the london underground, (the sewers) and meets a bunch of crazy ass characters along the way, its got farts and laughs for the whole family.
The characters in flushed away are brilliant and all play a significant part in the storyline as Roddy heads through stinky infested waterways looking for adventure and a way back home to revenge his arch nemesis (well Should be) SID the Sewer rat pal who takes his place in his ponce hometown estate.
flushed away pulled my pants down cracked me on the ass and spanked my funny bubble, as i pissed my self laughing watching the singing slugs and ninja toads, what a farkin laugh; anyways this was a top 3d film get up and grab a copy even buy one for those rainy days, this is good material folks. check it out !
Tags: flushed away, rats, roddy, sewers
16 Jan 09 Wanted
This was much more than just a cheap date, what at first seemed to be a next “disaster movie” had me pinching the armrest of the lazyboy armchair. what a frickin rush, not too mention the hot to handle appearance by no other than the stunning angelina, who appears to have an eating disorder during the hot and steamy bath scene.
Give a hot chick a gun and you get action packed, pimp sweating, adrenalin pumping, hard core bullets glazing, heavy metal, heart wrenching killer instinct ACTION BABY. The shoot up scenes in this bad boy are a CGI dream come true, what seems to be another NEO ‘VS’ the matrix style storyline ends up with some sustenance, Boys and girls get on yah rockers, pop a cap off the old brewsky and kick back, (turn this shit up load) it boasts a buffet of both audio and visual effects that will take the wrinkles out of your forehead.
Anyways despite the reviews by others I generally rocked out with this film, It had a little something called in depth originality, with all its efforts to be just another matrix wanna be’s, I had a kick ass time watching this it had a bit of everything for everyone. If you get the time put this bad boy or girl to rest and plonk yourself in front of the telle. ROCK ON !
Tags: angelina, guns, knives, more guns, wanted
16 Dec 08 Witless protection
What a way to end a day in the office, just when i had left this one to last, thinking it had nothing to offer,
What starts out as a complete piss-take of the film industry actually ended up being a hillbilly barrel of laughs, make way eye of the tiger, this bad boy just took top of the charts.
When a hillbilly cop dreams of much bigger things than his small town hiccup’s of a cops life, he takes matters into his own hands and kidnapps a blond bombshell in hopes of making the big time in crime busting, but what he doesn’t realise is he just stepped into a circle of ntrust and mayhem.
I couldn’t recommend this film more, if you have had a rubbish day or night, flop out your bundy and kick your feet up, your in for a ride of classic and new groove humour, it’s like a scary movie but the storyline is actually a story and there is a plot. however there is not as much cheese for the nacho’s, which is just great.
Well get motivated people this one is a sure laugh and a half, happy couching.
Tags: cops, hillbilly, witless protection
09 Dec 08 Crash
Crash, was a riot of plots and intertwined twists, never have i come across such freak of the silver screen, hooraa to the writers, this would have had your pens in game of hide and go seek.
What starts as a simple and mindless beginning to what seems to be a family flick of cops and robbers ends up being racial battle and a gangland fueled mindtrip for only those who are worthy.
I had a brilliant time watching this one, i didn’t even need the popcorn, there was plenty of brain food and it didn’t stop coming, if you got a pinch in your nerve for a movie you can’t take your eyes off this will surprise you and excite you.
09 Dec 08 Mongol
Of all the national geographic and discovery documentaries i have seen of Ghengas Khan and his life, Mongol was a good starting point and nothing more, the directors of this film need a hot iron, across the face.
I did enjoy watching this film the action scenes were great, and the emotion came across well, it just really pisses me off when you are cut short of a full story, the beginning was excellent, it gave very clear indication of the hardships Young Khan went through, until 1186 from thee all was lost and the film seems to take major leaps and bounds into the final days of hi regime, you get a good feel for who he was, but in my opinion you miss all the good bits. i gave this movie a 3.5 out of 5, but you be your own judge.
Tags: ghengas khan, mongol
05 Dec 08 Quantum of Solace
Went to the silver screen for this one, and thank the baby jebus himself i was def in one ear due to a middle ear infection, IT WAS VERY LOUD. which to say the least; was awesome.
if your a 007 fan this is a must see, action action action, they must have had to shoot some of the scenes in this film 100’s of times just to get close to anything usable. Quantum of Solace is by far a better direction for Bond movies, putting the stealth and Casanova back into the routine, long gone have the cheesy days of Pearce Brosnan 007 impressions. (no offence pearce).
well super hot babes for breakfast, lunch and dinner, bombs, guns and FIRE, make up the dna of the storyline anything in between is just bonus.
All the key actors following through in Quantum, so familiarity is prent, only a few newbies, with the exception of the hotties, standard issue refresh there.
Well if you have seen it, post you comments, if not; get your behind to the big screen and get on with it.
Tags: 007, bond, james, quantum of solace
23 Nov 08 Detonator
Guns, bombs and bitches, a Wesley Snipes classic who would have thought a snipes film could have such a shit storyline, not to mention the small budget effects, i was pretty disappointed with this one, thank baby jebus, i set off on this flick right before went to sleep.
Well theest part of this film is the female actress who plays a helpless wife to the toughest gun runner in America, well maybe just the state the movie is set, anyways, When she hit the screen all could do was wait in anticipation in the hope her rack would find its way in front of the camera, .. Didn’t happen, the directors must have thrown her in at the last minute to keep you from walking out of the movie, i sure as hellwould have had she not played the gun runners hottie.
Oh well besides the criticism, as i do i gave it chance and watched it till the end
Tags: bulletts, detonator, gangs, guns
15 Nov 08 Hitman
Assasins, guns, blood, kung foo moves and action, action, action…
If you have had a crackk at the game this will paint a bit more than a picture, this is pretty special, they keep this one pretty short and sweet, and the soft porn takes sidestep (don’t blink) or you will miss it.
not too much to post back here, it’s definately a watcher, but there is not a lot to report other than guns.
Hooraaa.
15 Nov 08 Miami Vice
If you’re in the mood for a bit of cops and robbers, in this case drug runners and pokey kingpins, Vice has the ice, this was a pretty stunning action thriller with much to be said about the soft porn, to be honest there was just not enough of the stuff, but the guns….
Bullets a plenty, the shootout scene’s were a bit played down in my opinion, but the armour piercing rounds and the dolby digital audio effects took the word moist to a whole new level.
An old school bad boys appeal, but a vivid look at miami and the back scenes of palm beached druglords, woke up to this, couldn’t be bothered gettin up. took a long time to get to breakfast but it was all worth it.
Tags: cops, drugs, guns, miami vice
